United Charges For Second Bag

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United Charges For Second Bag

Unites Airlines will begin charging $25 for a second checked bag on select low-fare flights. What do you think?
  • "I plan to get around that fee with extra-large pockets."

    Lindsay Pullman
    Systems Analyst
  • "At this rate, it would cost less to just buy my fireworks when I get there."

    Daniel Castle
    Rehab Counselor
  • "Boy, these airlines will do anything to get your money, like charge you for labor and services."

    Warren Van Strauss
    Clam Digger