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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.
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United Charges For Second Bag

Unites Airlines will begin charging $25 for a second checked bag on select low-fare flights. What do you think?
  • "I plan to get around that fee with extra-large pockets."

    Lindsay Pullman Systems Analyst
  • "At this rate, it would cost less to just buy my fireworks when I get there."

    Daniel Castle Rehab Counselor
  • "Boy, these airlines will do anything to get your money, like charge you for labor and services."

    Warren Van Strauss Clam Digger

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