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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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United Charges For Second Bag

Unites Airlines will begin charging $25 for a second checked bag on select low-fare flights. What do you think?
  • "I plan to get around that fee with extra-large pockets."

    Lindsay Pullman Systems Analyst
  • "At this rate, it would cost less to just buy my fireworks when I get there."

    Daniel Castle Rehab Counselor
  • "Boy, these airlines will do anything to get your money, like charge you for labor and services."

    Warren Van Strauss Clam Digger
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