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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Universal Slashes CD Prices

Hoping to revive moribund sales, Universal Music Group is dropping the price of most new CDs to $10 or less. What do you think?

  • "CDs, cool. One of those came with the last Fleet Foxes 45 I bought."

    Darnell Schwartz Line Manager
  • "I think a more realistic way for Universal to increase CD sales would be to develop some kind of device that erases the memories of everybody on earth so that no one realizes the Internet still exists."

    Douglas Yauch Loom Operator
  • "Right on. I can't wait to buy the next album from Universal."

    Taylor Diamond Semi Driver

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