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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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University Shuts Down Marijuana Rally

In order to deter an annual marijuana legalization rally, officials at the University of Colorado–Boulder closed the campus to visitors and applied an odorous fish-based fertilizer to the lawn. What do you think?

  • "If the stench of 10,000 marijuana advocates isn't going to deter these people, a few pounds of fertilizer probably won't do the trick."

    Lorna Peakes Systems Analyst
  • "I wish I had college stories of huge parties that got canceled."

    Lane Hancock Mark-Up Designer
  • "This is what's wrong with today's college students. In my day, we burned down the dean's home and he learned not to mess with our drugs."

    Ted Winters Attorney

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