Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

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Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, has publicly endorsed McCain. What do you think?
  • "Eh, I'm 10 times more the working stiff than that jerk. I mean, look at me. I'm harnessed to a wagon full of coal."

    Ethan Goodwiler
    Laborer
  • "What was this guy's deal again? He was the king of the plumbers or something like that, right?"

    Gerald Henslue
    Furnace Installer
  • "You know, I really want to like people like Joe the Plumber, but they do a half-assed job fixing my plumbing, cut me off in traffic, and don't move an inch when their dog attacks mine at the park."

    Diedre Anderson
    Network Administrator
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