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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, has publicly endorsed McCain. What do you think?
  • "Eh, I'm 10 times more the working stiff than that jerk. I mean, look at me. I'm harnessed to a wagon full of coal."

    Ethan Goodwiler Laborer
  • "What was this guy's deal again? He was the king of the plumbers or something like that, right?"

    Gerald Henslue Furnace Installer
  • "You know, I really want to like people like Joe the Plumber, but they do a half-assed job fixing my plumbing, cut me off in traffic, and don't move an inch when their dog attacks mine at the park."

    Diedre Anderson Network Administrator

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