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Uruguay First To Buy Cheap Laptops

Uruguay has become the first country to order the famed "$100" laptops, with a contract to buy 100,000 of the devices for the country's schoolchildren. What do you think?
  • "Haha. I love how $1,200 is too expensive for some people to spend on a laptop. Like, who are these people?"

    Charlene Byer
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's one laptop for every 30 people in Uruguay, a fact they can use when promoting their country."

    Robert Reynolds
    Sports Memorabilia Seller
  • "This devalues the whole point of poverty."

    Josh Austin
    Fundraiser
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