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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Uruguay First To Buy Cheap Laptops

Uruguay has become the first country to order the famed "$100" laptops, with a contract to buy 100,000 of the devices for the country's schoolchildren. What do you think?
  • "Haha. I love how $1,200 is too expensive for some people to spend on a laptop. Like, who are these people?"

    Charlene Byer Systems Analyst
  • "That's one laptop for every 30 people in Uruguay, a fact they can use when promoting their country."

    Robert Reynolds Sports Memorabilia Seller
  • "This devalues the whole point of poverty."

    Josh Austin Fundraiser
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