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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Uruguay First To Buy Cheap Laptops

Uruguay has become the first country to order the famed "$100" laptops, with a contract to buy 100,000 of the devices for the country's schoolchildren. What do you think?
  • "Haha. I love how $1,200 is too expensive for some people to spend on a laptop. Like, who are these people?"

    Charlene Byer Systems Analyst
  • "That's one laptop for every 30 people in Uruguay, a fact they can use when promoting their country."

    Robert Reynolds Sports Memorabilia Seller
  • "This devalues the whole point of poverty."

    Josh Austin Fundraiser
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