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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Uruguay Legalizes Marijuana

Uruguay became the first country in the world to fully legalize production and distribution of marijuana, allowing Uruguayan citizens over the age of 18 to grow up to six pot plants of their own and purchase up to 1.4 ounces of the drug per month. What do you think?

  • “But how are they supposed to fill up their jails?”

    Eric Sax Newsstand Owner
  • “Now when I visit Uruguay everyone will think I’m there to get high, not to enjoy the beautiful handcrafted woolen goods.”

    Ray Rogers Submarine Technician
  • “Is this one of those deals where I show up and someone steals my organs?”

    Alice Teller Cabaret Singer

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