U.S. Begins Nuclear Talks With Iran

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Rats’ Brains Connected Via Internet

Creating the first ever brain-to-brain interface, scientists have connected the brains of lab rats via Internet cables, allowing the animals to communicate motor information to one another even when they’re thousands of miles apart.

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Josh Lemberg made sure not to get any of the other dogs’ hopes up while choosing a pet at the local shelter

Dennis Rodman Calls Kim Jong-Un 'Awesome Guy'

During a goodwill trip to North Korea, former NBA star Dennis Rodman was seen palling around with the country’s leader Kim Jong-un, whom Rodman called a “friend for life,” while also praising Kim’s father and grandfather, Kim Jong-...
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U.S. Begins Nuclear Talks With Iran

The United States and five other nations will begin talks with Iranian negotiators in the city of Almaty, Kazakhstan today to discuss easing sanctions on the Middle Eastern country in exchange for a halt to its nuclear program. What do you think?

  • “Diplomacy? Sounds like another one of Obama’s harebrained schemes.”

    Al Moon
    Undercoat Sprayer
  • “Looks like someone just wants a free trip to Almaty.”

    Annabel Limery
    Unemployed
  • “They should do those trust falls. Those really help.”

    Richard Bozzi
    Rouge Mixer
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