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U.S. Begins Nuclear Talks With Iran

The United States and five other nations will begin talks with Iranian negotiators in the city of Almaty, Kazakhstan today to discuss easing sanctions on the Middle Eastern country in exchange for a halt to its nuclear program. What do you think?

  • “Diplomacy? Sounds like another one of Obama’s harebrained schemes.”

    Al Moon
    Undercoat Sprayer
  • “Looks like someone just wants a free trip to Almaty.”

    Annabel Limery
    Unemployed
  • “They should do those trust falls. Those really help.”

    Richard Bozzi
    Rouge Mixer
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