U.S. Births Drop Again

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Tasked with finding $1.2 trillion worth of deficit cuts to be spread over the next 10 years, the budget super committee in Congress announced this week it had failed to reach a compromise.
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U.S. Births Drop Again

The number of births in the United States dropped for the third consecutive year in 2010, with birthrates in many age groups hitting an all-time low. What do you think?

  • "Fine, I’ll start fucking again."

    John Hayes
    Systems Analyst
  • "Yeah, everyone is really cramming in the abortions before the Roberts court takes another look at Roe v. Wade."

    Anne Barry
    C.O.D Clerk
  • "Guess that means Anne Geddes will just have to start dipping into the ugly baby pool."

    Peter Black
    Machine Cleaner
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