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U.S. Bombs Somalia

The U.S. has initiated a series of attacks in southern Somalia aimed at suspected members of al Qaeda. What do you think?
  • "Why would the army shoot people who are living in Somalia? That just seems redundant."

    Jeff Andrews
    Bodyguard
  • "As an American citizen, I would just like to thank the civilian casualties for their wholly involuntary sacrifice."

    Omar Turner
    Courier
  • "That's a little much, don't you think? I mean, al Qaeda hasn't done anything to us in over five years."

    Gerri Trudell
    Nurse
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