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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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U.S. Call Centers Cost Same As India

According to the head of the largest call center outsourcing firm in the country, the poor job market has made the cost of hiring a call center worker in the United States the same as hiring one in India. What do you think?

  • "But what am I going to be indignant about to tech support, if not their location?"

    Larry Puleo Systems Analyst
  • "I knew that asshole was just pretending to have an Indian accent."

    Dominique Pravdica Historic Site Administrator
  • "Oh, no. This completely undermines the premise of NBC's assuredly hilarious new fall sitcom Outsourced."

    Matt Harris Electrical Contracts Adjuster

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