U.S. Call Centers Cost Same As India

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Vol 46 Issue 33

NFL Punters Lobby Congress For More Fakes

WASHINGTON—High-ranking NFL punters met with members of Congress Tuesday to lobby for legislation that would significantly increase the number of fake punts across the league.

Mysterious Crate Arrives From London

DOCKSIDE, NEW ENGLAND—Shipman and stevedore alike confirmed that the crate is unpleasantly cold to the touch, and none reportedly wished to remain in its presence for long.

More Teens Suffering Hearing Loss

An analysis of data over a 15-year period shows that 19.5 percent of teens have experienced hearing loss, an increase of nearly a third that is mostly attributable to earbud use.
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U.S. Call Centers Cost Same As India

According to the head of the largest call center outsourcing firm in the country, the poor job market has made the cost of hiring a call center worker in the United States the same as hiring one in India. What do you think?

  • "But what am I going to be indignant about to tech support, if not their location?"

    Larry Puleo
    Systems Analyst
  • "I knew that asshole was just pretending to have an Indian accent."

    Dominique Pravdica
    Historic Site Administrator
  • "Oh, no. This completely undermines the premise of NBC's assuredly hilarious new fall sitcom Outsourced."

    Matt Harris
    Electrical Contracts Adjuster
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