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U.S. Call Centers Cost Same As India

According to the head of the largest call center outsourcing firm in the country, the poor job market has made the cost of hiring a call center worker in the United States the same as hiring one in India. What do you think?

  • "But what am I going to be indignant about to tech support, if not their location?"

    Larry Puleo Systems Analyst
  • "I knew that asshole was just pretending to have an Indian accent."

    Dominique Pravdica Historic Site Administrator
  • "Oh, no. This completely undermines the premise of NBC's assuredly hilarious new fall sitcom Outsourced."

    Matt Harris Electrical Contracts Adjuster

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