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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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U.S. Celebrates Independence Day

Americans are enjoying the day off with friends and family in celebration of the 237th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. How are you celebrating the Fourth of July?

  • “I’ll be drinking tall boys and, like every year, honoring the assistance of the French.”

    Jack Loop Christmas Tree Farmer
  • “I’m going to refuse to eat any cupcake that isn’t flag-themed.”

    Richard Thingvall Polygraph Examiner
  • “Well, my dog will be scared of the fireworks, so I’ll probably just stay under the table with him.”

    Virginia Kemeny Trust Company President

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