U.S. City Issues IDs To Illegal Immigrants

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U.S. City Issues IDs To Illegal Immigrants

New Haven, CT is the first city in the nation to offer ID cards to illegal immigrants, thus granting them privileges such as library cards and bank accounts. What do you think?
  • "But I have always been told that immigrants have no identity."

    Carl Richmond
    First Aid Instructor
  • "Oh, great. Now the library waiting list for The Secret will be months."

    Waylon Helstrom
    Baker
  • "It's bad enough they're taking the jobs I don't want, but now they're getting the services I don't use!"

    Patty Walker
    Drywaller
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