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U.S. Deserters Not Safe in Canada

Canada, long considered a safe haven for deserters from the United States armed forces, have been toughening their stance against Americans seeking not to serve. What do you think?
  • "I don't understand what the problem is for Canada. American deserters are the best in the world."

    Scott Diego
    Fireman
  • "Oh, come on. At least let them stay for rest of the Toronto Jazz Festival."

    Alex Nathan
    Meteorologist
  • "What? I thought we had a deal: Canada accepts our military deserters and we make a celebrity out of Alan Thicke."

    Heather Kwilos
    Phone Saleswoman
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