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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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U.S. Faces Cauliflower Shortage

Due to climate change and the resultant low temperatures in California and Arizona where crops are grown, the nation faces a shortage of cauliflower, driving the price up to eight dollars per bundle in some areas. What do you think?

  • “Is it possible that the price increase is due to rampant speculation by insatiable investors?”

    Chad Yoder Petroleum Sifter
  • “Sounds like a death knell for the whole vegetarian trend.”

    Becca Clemmons Second Bailiff
  • “What will people mash in a futile attempt to replace potatoes now?”

    Ralph Deacon Podium Carpenter
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