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U.S. Faces Cauliflower Shortage

Due to climate change and the resultant low temperatures in California and Arizona where crops are grown, the nation faces a shortage of cauliflower, driving the price up to eight dollars per bundle in some areas. What do you think?

  • “Is it possible that the price increase is due to rampant speculation by insatiable investors?”

    Chad Yoder Petroleum Sifter
  • “Sounds like a death knell for the whole vegetarian trend.”

    Becca Clemmons Second Bailiff
  • “What will people mash in a futile attempt to replace potatoes now?”

    Ralph Deacon Podium Carpenter


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