"That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday."Brandon Kelvin Heating Installer
"We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys."Clarissa Benjamin Bus Driver
"Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed."Owen Last Dry Cleaner
The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?