"That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday."Brandon Kelvin
"We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys."Clarissa Benjamin
"Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed."Owen Last
The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?