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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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U.S. Hits 300 Million People

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?
  • "That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday."

    Brandon Kelvin Heating Installer
  • "We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys."

    Clarissa Benjamin Bus Driver
  • "Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed."

    Owen Last Dry Cleaner

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