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U.S. Home Prices Rise Sharply

According to newly released figures, home prices in the United States rose 12 percent from April 2012 to April 2013, the fastest rate of increase since before the housing crash in 2006. What do you think?

  • “Well now I’ll never be able to afford a house without some kind of ridiculous loan.”

    Rex Franco
    Railroad Track Layer
  • “But I’ve had the house where my mom died on the market for more than a year. Maybe I should stop advertising it that way.”

    Lois Stevens
    Frame Assembler
  • “I don’t understand math, so I’ll buy two houses just to be safe.”

    Ron Foy
    Wildlife Control Agent