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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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U.S. Homes Lost $1.7 Trillion

According to the website Zillow.com, the value of all American homes fell $1.7 trillion in 2010. What do you think?

  • "That's great news, as I'm in the market for all American homes."

    Liam Heathrow Systems Analyst
  • "On the plus side, these never-ending economic catastrophes are giving me a much better conceptual feel for massive numbers."

    Denise Carruthers Billing Clerk
  • "Wow. Someone should really just tear those homes down and build new, more valuable homes, then, right?"

    Nick Doyle Museum Guard

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