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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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U.S. Homes Lost $1.7 Trillion

According to the website Zillow.com, the value of all American homes fell $1.7 trillion in 2010. What do you think?

  • "That's great news, as I'm in the market for all American homes."

    Liam Heathrow Systems Analyst
  • "On the plus side, these never-ending economic catastrophes are giving me a much better conceptual feel for massive numbers."

    Denise Carruthers Billing Clerk
  • "Wow. Someone should really just tear those homes down and build new, more valuable homes, then, right?"

    Nick Doyle Museum Guard
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