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U.S. Horse Slaughter To Resume

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    Kevin Crispiano Meter Shop Supervisor
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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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