U.S. Infant-Mortality High

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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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Local Household Announces Plans To Overdo Halloween Again

HIGHLAND PARK, IL—Having hauled over a dozen boxes of lights and plastic decorations as well as a large black-cat-shaped lawn inflatable from storage, members of the Hutchcroft family announced to neighbors from their front yard Thursday their plan to completely overdo Halloween again this year.

U.S. Infant-Mortality High

In a survey of 33 industrialized nations, the United States was shown to have the second-worst infant-mortality rate. What do you think?
  • "Hey, don't put this at my feet. I stopped shaking my babies months ago."

    Kate Thornton
    Career Counselor
  • "Fucking unpatriotic dead babies making the United States look bad."

    Alan Kincaid
    Switchboard Operator
  • "Number two? This is bullshit!"

    Kevin Kolski
    Systems Analyst