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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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U.S. Lifts Embargo Against Palestine

The United States lifted sanctions against Palestine, and will resume sending aid to the country. What do you think?
  • "This will certainly anger and/or please Hamas and/or Fatah and inspire violence and/or peace in the region."

    Barry Dudley Carpet Cleaner
  • "Next, the U.S. should resume sending aid to our public schools, because a lot of people have no idea where or what Palestine is."

    Steven Jeczalik Paper Stacker
  • "Was I not supposed to be sending money to Palestine this whole time? Whoops. My mistake."

    Ann Langan Greens Tender

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