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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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U.S. Loses 4,000 Jobs

The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think?
  • "So what? A recession just means people will start drinking off-brand soda. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still get five cents a can."

    Alma Peters Pollster
  • "Good. Working sucks!"

    Dale Landmark Ice Cream Truck Driver
  • "This can all be remedied through interest rates. How it's done and to what extent I haven't a clue, but interest rates are the key."

    Ivan Paymer Systems Analyst

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