adBlockCheck

Politics

Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
End Of Section
  • More News

U.S. May Have Killed Bin Laden's Son

A U.S. airstrike in Pakistan may have killed Saad bin Laden, the son of terrorist Osama bin Laden. What do you think?
  • “It’s always a tragedy when a parent outlives a child, particularly when that parent is Osama bin Laden.”

    Gene Houser Inductor Tester
  • “Perhaps we could rig our military’s drone aircraft to blast Harry Chapin’s ‘Cat’s in the Cradle’ on a loop to break bin Laden’s spirit once and for all.”

    Julie Long Map Clerk
  • “First we kill Bin Laden’s son, then we win in Iraq, and pretty soon we’ll have settled the score with everyone who had nothing to do with 9/11.”

    Adam Sobczak Systems Analyst

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close