U.S. May Have Killed Bin Laden's Son

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CLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that the man was not in very good physical shape, an indication that the act of running was in all likelihood his last recourse.
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U.S. May Have Killed Bin Laden's Son

A U.S. airstrike in Pakistan may have killed Saad bin Laden, the son of terrorist Osama bin Laden. What do you think?
  • “It’s always a tragedy when a parent outlives a child, particularly when that parent is Osama bin Laden.”

    Gene Houser
    Inductor Tester
  • “Perhaps we could rig our military’s drone aircraft to blast Harry Chapin’s ‘Cat’s in the Cradle’ on a loop to break bin Laden’s spirit once and for all.”

    Julie Long
    Map Clerk
  • “First we kill Bin Laden’s son, then we win in Iraq, and pretty soon we’ll have settled the score with everyone who had nothing to do with 9/11.”

    Adam Sobczak
    Systems Analyst
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