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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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U.S. Obesity Levels Out

According to statistics collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, obesity rates in the United States have remained constant over the past five years. What do you think?
  • "True, but that's mostly because the gain in thighs has been offset by smaller boobs."

    Traci Fogel Systems Analyst
  • "Now maybe the CDC will stop embarrassing me in Wendy's with their calipers."

    Soren Yaw Day Care Worker
  • "Pizza party!"

    Olivier Suchorsky Sanitation Worker

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