U.S. Obesity Levels Out

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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery

BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.
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U.S. Obesity Levels Out

According to statistics collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, obesity rates in the United States have remained constant over the past five years. What do you think?
  • "True, but that's mostly because the gain in thighs has been offset by smaller boobs."

    Traci Fogel
    Systems Analyst
  • "Now maybe the CDC will stop embarrassing me in Wendy's with their calipers."

    Soren Yaw
    Day Care Worker
  • "Pizza party!"

    Olivier Suchorsky
    Sanitation Worker
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