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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data. What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to see Republicans and Democrats sneaking around together on this.”

    Brooke Hall Systems Analyst
  • “I give up on America. Ah, who am I kidding—I’m not going to leave. Never mind. I’ll stay. Woo, America! Forget I said anything.”

    Winfred Malick Touch-Up Painter
  • “As long as they’re using the information to learn about my tastes and then cater specific NSA products my way, I’m fine with it.”

    Vern Polo Watch Parts Inspector

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