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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data. What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to see Republicans and Democrats sneaking around together on this.”

    Brooke Hall Systems Analyst
  • “I give up on America. Ah, who am I kidding—I’m not going to leave. Never mind. I’ll stay. Woo, America! Forget I said anything.”

    Winfred Malick Touch-Up Painter
  • “As long as they’re using the information to learn about my tastes and then cater specific NSA products my way, I’m fine with it.”

    Vern Polo Watch Parts Inspector

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