U.S. Proposes European Missile Defense System

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U.S. Proposes European Missile Defense System

The United States is proposing developing a missile defense shield for Europe to protect it against a potential threat from Iran. What do you think?
  • "Now Europe can be free to depict Muhammad however they want."

    Jerry Ortez
    Systems Analyst
  • "The only way this won't work is if the computer is forced to play tic-tac-toe against itself."

    Shawn Klatz
    Hotel Manager
  • "Defense shields never work. I installed an alarm system for my home and an Iranian missile still broke in and stole my VCR."

    Lane Fordham
    Dental Hygienist
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