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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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U.S. Proposes European Missile Defense System

The United States is proposing developing a missile defense shield for Europe to protect it against a potential threat from Iran. What do you think?
  • "Now Europe can be free to depict Muhammad however they want."

    Jerry Ortez Systems Analyst
  • "The only way this won't work is if the computer is forced to play tic-tac-toe against itself."

    Shawn Klatz Hotel Manager
  • "Defense shields never work. I installed an alarm system for my home and an Iranian missile still broke in and stole my VCR."

    Lane Fordham Dental Hygienist

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