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U.S. Ready For North Korean Missile

Following the testing of a missile defense system, the Senate Armed Services Committee was told that there is a "high probability" that they could intercept a North Korean missile. What do you think?
  • “Oh! Oh! If we intercept it, can we keep it?”

    Eddie Kerr
    Customs Agent
  • “Wouldn’t it just be easier for the Japanese mainland to intercept the missile?”

    Megan Carpio
    Case Manager
  • "Wait, the U.S. actually has a working missile defense system? Oh, I keep forgetting we now live in that alternate universe with that black president."

    Nick Sanford
    Bricklayer
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