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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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U.S. Stores Accepting Euros

In what is seen as a sign of the declining dollar, many New York City stores have begun accepting euros. What do you think?
  • "I'd like to refer everyone to Lou Dobbs for my opinion on this matter."

    Eric Cox Systems Analyst
  • "I just hope they go back to accepting pelts. Long story short, I got a lot of pelts I need to unload."

    Tammy Jackson Soda Vendor
  • "If you're gouging people on the price of a bottle of water, it just seems more polite to do it in their own currency."

    Scott Hernandez Street Cleaner

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