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U.S. Stores Accepting Euros

In what is seen as a sign of the declining dollar, many New York City stores have begun accepting euros. What do you think?
  • "I'd like to refer everyone to Lou Dobbs for my opinion on this matter."

    Eric Cox
    Systems Analyst
  • "I just hope they go back to accepting pelts. Long story short, I got a lot of pelts I need to unload."

    Tammy Jackson
    Soda Vendor
  • "If you're gouging people on the price of a bottle of water, it just seems more polite to do it in their own currency."

    Scott Hernandez
    Street Cleaner

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