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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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U.S. Tapped Phones Of 35 World Leaders

According to documents leaked by Edward Snowden, the National Security Agency tapped German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s phone as well as those of about 35 other foreign leaders beginning as early as 2002. What do you think?

  • “The U.S. has been kicking ass lately.”

    Darin Lam Systems Analyst
  • “Good luck understanding that crazy-ass language of theirs.”

    Bethany Underhill Lifeguard
  • “It must be nice to have someone care what you say.”

    Hans Behling Bakery Owner
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