Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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U.S. To Hold Naval Exercises With South Korea

Following a report that blamed North Korea for torpedoing a South Korean warship, Washington announced it would conduct joint naval exercises with Seoul. What do you think?

  • "This comes at a good time. The U.S. Navy has been mainly occupied with circling Cuba for the past 48 years."

    Corinne Miller Unemployed
  • "While I certainly feel bad for South Korea, I also feel extremely frightened of either Korea."

    Bobby Hudson Systems Analyst
  • "That’s great. It's always good to have an exercise buddy to keep you motivated and focused on your personal goals."

    Luke Jenifer Farm Crew Leader

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