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Oct. 19, 1931

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U.S.-Turkey Relations Cool

Turkey recalled its ambassador to the U.S. and warned there would be dire consequences if Congress passes a resolution classifying the massacre of 1.5 million Armenians between 1915 and 1923 as genocide. What do you think?
  • "This is reminiscent of when Germany withdrew their ambassador until America officially recognized Oktoberfest."

    Jane Young
    Systems Analyst
  • "Well, politics is all about finding a middle ground. How about calling it an unmitigated slaughter? Would that work?"

    Ricardo Olmos
    Traffic Cop
  • "If there's anything our Congress is good at, it's passing philosophical resolutions in name only that have no tangible outcome."

    Ben Hauer
    Insurance Agent
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