U.S. Wins Its First Olympic Gold Medal In Ice Dancing

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U.S. Wins Its First Olympic Gold Medal In Ice Dancing

U.S. Olympic skating pair Meryl Davis and Charlie White took home the gold medal in Ice Dancing on Monday with their free-skate performance of “Scheherazade,” the first time the United States has won a gold medal in the event. What do you think?

  • “This is just the pick-me-up we needed after Iraq and Afghanistan.”

    David Belcher
    Unemployed
  • “See, people say the Winter Olympics has limited appeal, but then you get an interpretive ballroom ice-dance version of a 19th-century symphony about an Arabian fable, and who can’t get on board?”

    Sean Glover
    Parade Organizer
  • “My bookie really took a bath on this one.”

    Lilly Baker
    Special Education Instructor
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