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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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USA Today Redesigned

Redesigned for the first time in its 30 years in print, USA Today, the nation’s second-largest newspaper by circulation, now features more color, photos, and infographics, as well as a “Your Say” section with comments from Twitter and Facebook. What do you think?

  • “Wow! Where can I buy one of those?”

    Rodney De La Rosa Marine Cargo Surveyor
  • “I’ll check it out, but only if it features colors I’ve never seen anywhere before in my life.”

    Moon Hwa Yee Public Health Nutritionist
  • “Look, I don’t have the time it takes to decipher all these ‘graphics’ and ‘pictures.’ Can’t someone from the paper just call me up once a day and shout a word or two to let me know what’s going on?”

    Sophie Baer Coating Machine Operator

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