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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Utah Group Moves To Recall Wisconsin Senators

A Utah-based group called American Recall Coalition has filed paperwork to recall eight Wisconsin state senators. What do you think?

  • "Following their example, my fellow Pennsylvanians and I have filed paperwork to compel Moammar Qaddafi to step down in Libya."

    Adam Darnell Road Paver
  • "They'll need 128,000 signatures, but should be taken seriously. People from Utah generally know a thing or two about knocking on doors."

    Danny Browder Retail Clerk
  • "You had me with 'Utah-based.' Where do I sign?"

    Crystal Kaegi Unemployed

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