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Police Find Super-Sharp Buck Knife

'It's The Kind With A Blade That Locks In Place,' Says Law Enforcement Spokesperson

Warning residents that the blade was “super deadly” and “badass,” city police officials held a press conference Wednesday to announce that they had found a really cool wooden-handled Buck-brand pocketknife on the street.

Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Utah Group Moves To Recall Wisconsin Senators

A Utah-based group called American Recall Coalition has filed paperwork to recall eight Wisconsin state senators. What do you think?

  • "Following their example, my fellow Pennsylvanians and I have filed paperwork to compel Moammar Qaddafi to step down in Libya."

    Adam Darnell Road Paver
  • "They'll need 128,000 signatures, but should be taken seriously. People from Utah generally know a thing or two about knocking on doors."

    Danny Browder Retail Clerk
  • "You had me with 'Utah-based.' Where do I sign?"

    Crystal Kaegi Unemployed

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