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Vatican Okays Space Aliens

Vatican chief astronomer Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes stated that belief in extraterrestrial life is not contradictory with church doctrine because aliens would still be God's creatures. What do you think?
  • "Is that the same astronomer who pardoned Galileo? He's really on fire this decade."

    Babette Kroll
    Systems Analyst
  • "Get with the times, Catholicism. Scientology already proved that aliens are real."

    Mark Klein
    Opthalmic Dispenser
  • "Sure, what's the harm in believing in two things with no physical evidence?"

    Jerry Goodwiler
    Cashier
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