“I don't get it. What's the hook here? Does she do cocaine really well? Is it an impressive amount of cocaine?”George Furlong Humane Officer
“If she was snorting it through one of those pocket Constitutions that Kucinich hands out, I’ll go get my checkbook.”Peggy Bryan Watch Assembly Inspector
"Did you know there's a videotape of Richard Hilton's daughter Paris having sex?"Leon Walker Cabinetmaker
A self-described "friend" of Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley is attempting to sell for $250,000 a video in which the 27-year-old purportedly does cocaine. What do you think?