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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Vegan Oktoberfest Coming To California

An alternative version of the Bavarian holiday Oktoberfest is coming to Santa Monica, CA for people who don’t eat animal products, replacing traditional German foods with vegan bratwurst, pancakes, sauerkraut, and beer. What do you think?

  • “German heritage is nothing if not flexible.”

    Linda Woods Retail Consultant
  • “Looks like I finally found a use for my meat flask.”

    Jason Werner Grass Cutter
  • “I think my all-Oompah tribute to Morrissey just booked its first gig.”

    Gabriel McMartin Unemployed

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