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Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts

Under an agreement with Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, the poor in Massachusetts will receive cheap heating oil this winter. What do you think?
  • "Stupid Venezuelans! Don't they know the stuff's valuable?"

    Hugh Webb
    Pipe Fitter
  • "Our government should accept it and then turn around and sell it at a huge profit. In your face, Venezuelan president! And the poor!"

    Brenda Kruse
    Manicurist
  • "I think the poor should do the right thing and snub Chavez's offer."

    Hank Augustine
    Switchboard Operator

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