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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Violent Crime At 30-Year Low

Statistics indicate that the violent-crime rate in the U.S. is at its lowest point in 30 years. What do you think?
  • "Violent crime is down largely due to the use of tasers, which when used properly, are considered not violent, but 'humorous' crimes."

    Hailey Woodruff Tailor
  • "It's no wonder. With the unattainable standards set by violence in the media, no one wants to try to compete."

    Richard Comstock Cashier
  • "As much as I'd like to contest this new statistic, it's just not worth being tried for 426 counts of murder."

    Jackson Crow Systems Analyst

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