Virginia To Execute First Woman In 97 Years

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Vol 46 Issue 37

Weird Coworker Knows Where Every NFL Player Went To College

PHILADELPHIA—Whether it be a top rookie from last year's draft or an obscure offensive lineman who has been in the league for 14 years, SRS Consulting's Ryan Janis seems to know where every NFL player went to college, his coworkers confirmed Monday.

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Little-heralded Texans running back Foster had a monster game against the once-dominant Colts Sunday. Is he any good?
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Virginia To Execute First Woman In 97 Years

Unless the state's governor issues a stay of execution, Virginia will to execute Teresa Lewis on Sept. 23. What do you think?

  • "This is so unfair. I'm sure she's only going to be given two-thirds of the poison that a man would get."

    Pam Day
    Systems Analyst
  • "Hey, that's my birthday!"

    Matt Benton
    Hack-Saw Operator
  • "But it's not an execution; it's just a test to see if she's a witch. If she survives the potassium chloride injection, then we'll know for sure that she is one."

    Marc Johnson
    Nutrition Aide
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