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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Vitamin B6 May Help Block Cancer

A new study found that smokers with higher levels of vitamin B6 in their system were less likely to contract lung cancer. What do you think?

  • "But that would require eating, which is exactly what I was trying to avoid by taking up smoking."

    Beth Jorden Systems Analyst
  • "B6, B6, let's check the ol' pack here… How about low tar? That's probably good, right?"

    Alex Hicks Embalmer
  • "That’s old news. It’s why I smoke Pall Mall Banana 100s."

    Dave Bishop Toll Booth Operator

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