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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Vitamin B6 May Help Block Cancer

A new study found that smokers with higher levels of vitamin B6 in their system were less likely to contract lung cancer. What do you think?

  • "But that would require eating, which is exactly what I was trying to avoid by taking up smoking."

    Beth Jorden Systems Analyst
  • "B6, B6, let's check the ol' pack here… How about low tar? That's probably good, right?"

    Alex Hicks Embalmer
  • "That’s old news. It’s why I smoke Pall Mall Banana 100s."

    Dave Bishop Toll Booth Operator

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