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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Vitamin B6 May Help Block Cancer

A new study found that smokers with higher levels of vitamin B6 in their system were less likely to contract lung cancer. What do you think?

  • "But that would require eating, which is exactly what I was trying to avoid by taking up smoking."

    Beth Jorden Systems Analyst
  • "B6, B6, let's check the ol' pack here… How about low tar? That's probably good, right?"

    Alex Hicks Embalmer
  • "That’s old news. It’s why I smoke Pall Mall Banana 100s."

    Dave Bishop Toll Booth Operator
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