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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Voting Begins In Iowa

More than a month before Election Day, residents of key swing state Iowa began casting their ballots at designated polling locations yesterday as part of the state’s early voting process. What do you think?

  • “I don’t vote early because I like to make the candidates sweat.”

    Carmen Eklund Systems Analyst
  • “But how can those people make a decision without knowing whether the candidates thank the moderators at the upcoming debates?”

    Scott Ram Label Stamper
  • “I’d still wait. What if the candidate who shares all your values and policy views accidentally says something that sounds inappropriate when taken out of context?”

    Orville Marchant Rust Proofer

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