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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Voyager 1 Leaves Solar System

NASA announced that its Voyager 1 space probe, which was launched in 1977, officially left our solar system over a year ago, becoming the first man-made object to enter interstellar space. What do you think?

  • “Man, I bet we look like teeny tiny ants from up there.”

    Nannette Giroux Janitorial Supervisor
  • “It’s exciting, but I feel bad for the elderly monkey piloting it.”

    Raul Zager Parole Officer
  • “Good riddance.”

    Ed Boyachek ATM Servicer

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