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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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Voyager 1 Leaves Solar System

NASA announced that its Voyager 1 space probe, which was launched in 1977, officially left our solar system over a year ago, becoming the first man-made object to enter interstellar space. What do you think?

  • “Man, I bet we look like teeny tiny ants from up there.”

    Nannette Giroux Janitorial Supervisor
  • “It’s exciting, but I feel bad for the elderly monkey piloting it.”

    Raul Zager Parole Officer
  • “Good riddance.”

    Ed Boyachek ATM Servicer

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