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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Voyager 1 Leaves Solar System

NASA announced that its Voyager 1 space probe, which was launched in 1977, officially left our solar system over a year ago, becoming the first man-made object to enter interstellar space. What do you think?

  • “Man, I bet we look like teeny tiny ants from up there.”

    Nannette Giroux Janitorial Supervisor
  • “It’s exciting, but I feel bad for the elderly monkey piloting it.”

    Raul Zager Parole Officer
  • “Good riddance.”

    Ed Boyachek ATM Servicer

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