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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Wal-Mart Shutters New York Fashion Presence

Two years after relocating its fashion offices to New York, retail giant Wal-Mart announced it was moving the division back to Arkansas. What do you think?

  • "It’s about time they stopped chasing all those big-city fashion trends like zippers."

    Emily Kohler Systems Analyst
  • "They shouldn't feel too bad. Wal-Mart certainly isn’t the first multinational corporation to pack its failed New York dreams into a beat-up old suitcase and buy a one-way ticket back home."

    Drew LaFollete Power Line Examiner
  • "That's great! I always enjoy hearing about history's most profitable corporations finding various ways to save money."

    Tom Schmederman Wax Bleacher

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