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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Wal-Mart To Carry Morning-After Pill?

Women's groups are pressuring Wal-Mart to change their policy and start carrying the morning-after Pill. What do you think?
  • "Wal-Mart has always sold emergency contraceptives. What do you think the paint aisle is for?"

    Paul Zagoras Fish And Wildlife Conservation Officer
  • "Wal-Mart didn't carry the medication when I needed it, but in the interest of serving my needs, the pharmacist did refer to a very inspirational Bible passage."

    Mike Gerald CPA
  • "It makes sense to me, because when I think about birth control, my first thought is definitely Wal-Mart customers."

    Erica Tunnison Bartender
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