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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Wal-Mart To Open On Thanksgiving Evening

The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, announced it would open its U.S. stores at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving to kick off its annual Black Friday sales. What do you think?

  • “Wal-Mart isn’t very classy.”

    Karla DeBello Gamekeeper
  • “This is getting crazy. What are they going to do next year: open at seven p.m.? Just kidding. I’m assuming this is the extent of it.”

    Fred Knox Day Care Center Director
  • “Hey, here’s a hot tip: Online retailers are open all day.”

    Nash Fountain Muffler Installer
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