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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Wal-Mart To Open On Thanksgiving Evening

The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, announced it would open its U.S. stores at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving to kick off its annual Black Friday sales. What do you think?

  • “Wal-Mart isn’t very classy.”

    Karla DeBello Gamekeeper
  • “This is getting crazy. What are they going to do next year: open at seven p.m.? Just kidding. I’m assuming this is the extent of it.”

    Fred Knox Day Care Center Director
  • “Hey, here’s a hot tip: Online retailers are open all day.”

    Nash Fountain Muffler Installer
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