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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Wal-Mart To Open On Thanksgiving Evening

The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, announced it would open its U.S. stores at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving to kick off its annual Black Friday sales. What do you think?

  • “Wal-Mart isn’t very classy.”

    Karla DeBello Gamekeeper
  • “This is getting crazy. What are they going to do next year: open at seven p.m.? Just kidding. I’m assuming this is the extent of it.”

    Fred Knox Day Care Center Director
  • “Hey, here’s a hot tip: Online retailers are open all day.”

    Nash Fountain Muffler Installer

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