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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Wal-Mart Wants Republican President

Wal-Mart managers have reportedly been told by higher-ups that a Democratic president would lead to unions, less jobs, and less profits for their stores. What do you think?
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  • "It's true. We all know how Wal-Mart just barely squeaked by during the Clinton administration."

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  • "Did they have these conversations while on break? Ha! Trick question! Wal-Mart doesn't give breaks."

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