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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Walmart Apologizes For Back-To-School Gun Display

After a photo of the display went viral, Walmart quickly apologized for a sign above a case of rifles in one of their stores inviting customers to “Own the school year like a hero.” What do you think?

  • “It’s horrifying that someone would advertise anything larger than a Glock to children.”

    Dan Glidewell Shoe Delacer
  • “Now some poor kid is going to get made fun of for coming to school with last year’s gun.”

    Brian Kline Woodsman
  • “Marketing guns to children is something that should only ever be done indirectly by violent movies, video games, and television.”

    Dana Salisbury Adhesive Dispenser

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