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Walters Had Affair With Senator

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters admitted that she had an affair with former U.S. Sen. Edward Brooke. What do you think?
  • "Of all the political figures she's interviewed over the years, I would've hoped she could have at least bedded Qaddafi."

    Walter Sanders Sewer Cleaner
  • "I guess we can talk about it now that they're both pretty much dead."

    Jessica Kupferberg Meteorologist
  • "What's that? Someone got laid? Sweet."

    Dan Weaver Systems Analyst

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