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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Walters Had Affair With Senator

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters admitted that she had an affair with former U.S. Sen. Edward Brooke. What do you think?
  • "Of all the political figures she's interviewed over the years, I would've hoped she could have at least bedded Qaddafi."

    Walter Sanders Sewer Cleaner
  • "I guess we can talk about it now that they're both pretty much dead."

    Jessica Kupferberg Meteorologist
  • "What's that? Someone got laid? Sweet."

    Dan Weaver Systems Analyst
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