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War Makes U.S. Less Safe

A recent National Intelligence Estimate report found that the war in Iraq has in fact increased Islamic extremism and the overall threat of terror. What do you think?
  • "The media has put a spin on these statistics. It only seems like there are more terrorists because the war has decreased the number of Americans."

    Lance Brown
    Tech Support Operator
  • "You know, I have noticed a rise in the hypothetical chance of a theoretically imminent attack."

    Tanya Frazer
    Mortgage Broker
  • "As with our own radical '60s, I think it's important to stay the course and outlast the Islamic equivalent of our hippies."

    Mark Everett
    Logger
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