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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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War Makes U.S. Less Safe

A recent National Intelligence Estimate report found that the war in Iraq has in fact increased Islamic extremism and the overall threat of terror. What do you think?
  • "The media has put a spin on these statistics. It only seems like there are more terrorists because the war has decreased the number of Americans."

    Lance Brown Tech Support Operator
  • "You know, I have noticed a rise in the hypothetical chance of a theoretically imminent attack."

    Tanya Frazer Mortgage Broker
  • "As with our own radical '60s, I think it's important to stay the course and outlast the Islamic equivalent of our hippies."

    Mark Everett Logger
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