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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Warren Buffett Offering $1 Billion For Perfect NCAA Bracket

Warren Buffett, the world's fourth-richest person, is offering a $1 billion prize to anyone who can accurately predict the outcome of every game in this year’s NCAA men’s basketball tournament, though statisticians estimate even the most knowledgeable fan only has a one-in-a-billion chance of filling out a perfect bracket. What do you think?

  • “A billion dollars? But that’s exactly enough to pay for Little Susie’s surgery. I have to win!”

    Bill Evans Systems Analyst
  • “He didn’t come to be the world’s richest man by playing it safe.”

    Ann Despotidou Meeting Scheduler
  • “The winner at my office gets a Chili’s gift card. So it’d be pretty sweet if I could win this one too.”

    Kevin D’Amico Squadron Leader

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