Warren Buffett Offering $1 Billion For Perfect NCAA Bracket

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Warren Buffett Offering $1 Billion For Perfect NCAA Bracket

Warren Buffett, the world's fourth-richest person, is offering a $1 billion prize to anyone who can accurately predict the outcome of every game in this year’s NCAA men’s basketball tournament, though statisticians estimate even the most knowledgeable fan only has a one-in-a-billion chance of filling out a perfect bracket. What do you think?

  • “A billion dollars? But that’s exactly enough to pay for Little Susie’s surgery. I have to win!”

    Bill Evans
    Systems Analyst
  • “He didn’t come to be the world’s richest man by playing it safe.”

    Ann Despotidou
    Meeting Scheduler
  • “The winner at my office gets a Chili’s gift card. So it’d be pretty sweet if I could win this one too.”

    Kevin D’Amico
    Squadron Leader
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